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6414"Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?" [graphic] "I&Tomato-7/19/2025
6413Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligeTomato-7/19/2025
6412Did you hear about the blonde who tells everyone she is bipolar [graphic] becaTomato-7/18/2025
6411“I met this hot girl on the beach on my Caribbean vacation.” “Jamaica?” “No, ITomato-7/17/2025
6410Acrobat Reader displays a PDF file. A Trump Press conference displays a PEDO fiTomato-7/16/2025
6409What type of medicine do X-rated movie lovers use? Neosporn. — What are stepfTomato-7/16/2025
6408Apple is introducing robot dogs to Mexico. iChihuahua. — Can you believe marTomato-7/15/2025
6407I like my women like I like my laptop - On my lap, turned on and virus free. Tomato17/14/2025
6406Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because he was hung up on lacrosse. — ManyTomato-7/13/2025
6405Did you hear about the Canadian strain of COVID? It's eh-symptomatic. — Tomato-7/12/2025
6404Regrettably, the scientist who pioneered the concept of wind chill has passed aTomato-7/12/2025
6403Lots of violence in the old west could have been prevented if architects had madTomato-7/11/2025
6402BREAKING NEWS: Bomb blast in South America. Everything blown into a Bolivian. Tomato-7/10/2025
6401What is 100 feet long and has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Tennessee STomato-7/9/2025
6400There's an old army veteran living in the public toilets at my local park. Tomato-7/9/2025
6399[graphic] In her will, a woman specifically requested that her daughter send Tomato-7/8/2025
6398Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a Tomato-7/8/2025
6397A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence. He sufferedTomato-7/7/2025
6396Why is a Dutch fly always exhausted? Because it Netherlands. — What do you Tomato-7/6/2025
6395A man wakes up one morning and farts. < mikeinanaheim > 2025-07-04 17:20 Tomato-7/5/2025
6394What city are 40% of Americans from? [graphic] Obecity. — Premature ejaculaTomato-7/4/2025
6393What did the chicken farmer's daughter say to her dry-skinned mother ? &qTomato-7/4/2025
6392I walked up behind my wife, reached around her and cupped her breasts. I said,Tomato-7/3/2025
6391A man in his 70's visits the doctor. "I just can't take it anymorTomato-7/2/2025
6390A nerdy guy sees an attractive girl in a cafe and walks up to her. [graphic] WTomato-7/1/2025
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