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6464 A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered thTomato-8/15/2025
6463 I tried this new laxative with goose feathers in it. Now I'm feeling downTomato-8/15/2025
6462James Bond once had a partner, 014. [graphic] But he was exposed for being a doTomato-8/14/2025
6461My detective friend solves crimes while sitting on the toilet. He uses the prTomato-8/14/2025
6460I went to high school with a kid named Allen Stains [graphic] The class wouldn’Tomato-8/13/2025
6459My wife slept with a black guy from Thailand. [graphic] It was a black Thai afTomato-8/13/2025
6458One day, a boy asked his Dad, “Dad, what’s the difference between a pussy and a Tomato-8/12/2025
6457Did you hear about the racist chemist? [graphic] He joined the Potassium PotassTomato-8/12/2025
6456After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry hasTomato-8/11/2025
6455Mediocre member of organized crime: Mafiososo — Mediocre construction worker: Tomato-8/11/2025
6454Why did the 1920's gangster get scurvy? He didn't take his vitamin, seeTomato-8/10/2025
6453Why does Danny Devito’s wife want to change her name just before passing away? Tomato-8/10/2025
6452 Something you'll never hear a nymphomaniac say: "Give me a fucking brTomato-8/9/2025
6451When you're dead, you don't know you are dead - all the pain is felt by Tomato18/9/2025
6450What would two termites order at a restaurant? Table for 2 What’s a termite doTomato-8/8/2025
6449Dad, do trees poop? Of course they do son. How do you think we get #2 pencils? Tomato-8/8/2025
6448Why did astronomers name the planet “Saturn"? It had a nice ring to it. —Tomato-8/8/2025
6447Wealthiest people in Mexico: the Juan percent. — Slugs are obviously snails thTomato-8/7/2025
6446Did you hear about the feminine hygiene spray “SSY"? It takes the PU out oTomato-8/6/2025
6445Dogs are able to learn up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to 5 and perfoTomato-8/5/2025
6444What do you call a Sikh person standing on one leg? [graphic] Balan Singh. ---Tomato-8/5/2025
6443It's been 210 days without sex. I went jogging in flip-flops just to remembTomato-8/4/2025
6442Guys, don't install adblock. [graphic] I did, and now the hot singles in myTomato-8/4/2025
6441A young priest asks a wise older priest, "What's the difference betweenTomato-8/4/2025
6440 I called my urologist's office to make an ED appointment. The secretary saTomato-8/2/2025
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