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6493I asked my wife what chance I had of getting lucky tonight. She told me to spTomato19/4/2025
6492Did you know there's a sports competition between guys with ED? The OlimpdTomato-9/3/2025
6491I went to a wedding dance. [graphic] When the DJ played "Twist", I diTomato-9/3/2025
6490Today I wore bell bottoms, platform heels, and a jean jacket. The weatherman saTomato-9/1/2025
6489Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a SpaniTomato-9/1/2025
6488"Sweet dreams are made of cheese.........who am I to dis-a-brie ?” — Why wTomato-8/31/2025
6487Why do so many recovering alcoholics dine at Japanese restaurants? [graphic] ITomato-8/30/2025
6486Doctor: "We accidentally amputated your penis.” Patient: "What the FUTomato-8/29/2025
6485Two flies are sitting on a dog turd. One of them breaks wind and the other says,Tomato-8/28/2025
6484My wife said we should experiment more in the bedroom. So last night we synthesTomato-8/28/2025
6483My wife is leaving me cuz I put it in wrong hole. It was her sister’s. — WhTomato-8/27/2025
6482From the vaults: The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are havTomato-8/27/2025
6481You know, it used to be called a "jumpoline" until yo mamma got on itTomato-8/26/2025
6480Japanese Poetry : ERROR 404: Your haiku could not be found Try again later —Tomato-8/26/2025
6479After they divorced, Bill Gates sent Melinda an email: [graphic] "Let’s geTomato-8/25/2025
6478Jesus broke bread and said, “This is my flesh." Jesus poured wine and saidTomato-8/25/2025
6477My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. [graphic] I had somTomato-8/24/2025
6476What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax? [graphic] Mrs. Doubtpfizer. Tomato-8/24/2025
6475Hear about the guy with ED who was aroused by tastes and smells. He finally camTomato-8/23/2025
6474A man was riding on the bus and reading and article about life and death statistTomato-8/22/2025
6473What do you call it when one Neanderthal man is attracted to another NeanderthalTomato-8/20/2025
6472What did Paprika say when Coriander knocked on his door? [graphic] Cumin. — WTomato-8/20/2025
6471What were Pee Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams? Expos and Yankees. —Tomato-8/20/2025
6470Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences’ [graphic] I say, ‘Oh mTomato-8/19/2025
6469Why did the castle keep swearing ? It had turrets. — An elderly man walked inTomato-8/18/2025
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