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6526Jim goes to the doctor with a bump on his forehead. He says, "Doc, I haveTomato-9/22/2025
6525Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Tomato-9/21/2025
6524A couple goes on a date to a baseball game. The guy turns to his date and sTomato-9/21/2025
6523Where do French women with saggy vaginas go for surgery? Toulouse. — The inveTomato-9/20/2025
6522A young Greek couple are about to get married. [graphic]Before the nuptials, thTomato-9/20/2025
6521Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller? [graphic] Tomato-9/19/2025
6520I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well. Tomato-9/19/2025
6519 I was in Little Saigon and felt like Vietnamese soup. I walked up to this guy Tomato-9/18/2025
6518Sherlock Holmes's sister, Ella, was a bit confused--not that she suffered frTomato-9/17/2025
6517The neighbor girl is called Cooking Spray. They tried naming her Pam, but it dTomato-9/17/2025
6516A Jewish mohel with over 50 years of practice had accumulated a huge collection Tomato-9/17/2025
6515The woman decided to divorce her husband. She hired a lawyer who specialized inTomato-9/16/2025
6514Great Financial Advice My parents always said, "Work until your bank accoTomato-9/16/2025
6513Archaeologists found a Halls Mentholyptus throat lozenge in King Tut's tomb.Tomato-9/15/2025
6512What did the pimp say when he found out that one of the girls in his prostitute Tomato-9/15/2025
6511My wife said to me “If I ever get [graphic] Alzheimers I would commit suicide rTomato-9/14/2025
6510A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families. [grTomato-9/14/2025
6509I walked in on two mummies making out. I said, "Why don't you two get Tomato-9/13/2025
6508What did the math professor with an average size penis say to his wife while geTomato-9/13/2025
6507Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.” Me: “How is she?” Doctor: “I’m afraid she’sTomato-9/12/2025
6506I'm making a hospice horror film: "Night of the Assisted Living Dead”Tomato-9/11/2025
6505Caitlyn Jenner claims that Bruce fondled her for decades. — I bought a tie forTomato-9/11/2025
6504Pinocchio's brother is Pistachio. Every time he lies, his nuts grow. — ITomato-9/10/2025
6503A desperate man decides to write a letter to Santa Claus, asking for $1,000 to pTomato-9/9/2025
6502Pinocchio's brother is Pistachio. Every time he lies, his nuts grow.Tomato-9/9/2025
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