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6333Me: Officer, are you actually crying while you're writing me a speeding tickTomato-May 28
6332A young man decided it was time to come out to his family. He was worried most Tomato-May 27
6331 If a fire hydrant has H20 inside, what does it have on the outside? [graphic] Tomato-May 27
6330You are attracted to both men and women. They are not attracted to you. That meTomato-May 26
6329It's said that Jesus could walk on water... [graphic]That's nothing! STomato-May 25
6328Men have it better than women. They get married later and die earlier. — I waTomato-May 25
6327Why did Will Shortz take Prozac? Because he was 2 down. — What kind of a necklTomato-May 24
6326Two Indians walking beside a river. Indian #1: "White man was here.” IndiTomato-May 24
6325I find myself being super attracted to homeless people. I think I might be hoboTomato-May 23
6324I once saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French river. That's bat shitTomato-May 23
6323I drove my car into a river, and watched it turn into a mobile phone. One minuTomato-May 22
6322I can't believe there is a sex offender registry. [graphic] Who is buying Tomato-May 22
6321Did you know no matter where you are in Florida you are never more than 60 milesTomato-May 22
6320Trump is nothing like Hitler [graphic] There’s no way he could write a book. - Tomato-May 21
6319I was furious when my wife kept producing eggs [graphic] But looking back it wTomato-May 20
6318Why did the chicken hold a seance? [graphic] To get to the other side. — WhatTomato-May 19
6317Very well traveled Pakistani : Bindair Dundat. — What do you call a monkey inTomato-May 18
6316Why do Japanese Christians offer rice wine to Jesus? [graphic] For Christ’s sakTomato-May 17
631562% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital “Loo-uh-vul”, while 38% say “LoTomato-May 17
6314A dyslexic hooker just offered to cook my sock for $50. — When my Hindu girlfrieTomato-May 16
6313Why did the people kill the Virgin Mary's sister? [graphic] Because she waTomato-May 16
6312 He points a gun at the wife and says, "What's your name?" "Tomato-May 15
6311The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after reTomato-May 15
6310I found out my ex girlfriend was at the opposite end of the museum as me today. Tomato-May 14
6309What do you call a dog that spies on people? [graphic] A ChiHuawei. — My wifeTomato-May 14
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