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6258The wife said "you know if I ever got Alzheimer's I would commit suiciTomato-April 5
6257Save the business cards of people you don't like. If you accidentally hit aTomato-April 5
6256A college professor started to notice that one of his students, Dave, started gaTomato-April 4
6255A good looking young woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a doubleTomato1April 3
6254A malpractice lawyer saw a woman who had a labiaplasty that was badly botchedTomato-April 3
6253A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. JuTomato-April 2
6252The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've neverTomato-April 2
6251A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who eTomato-April 1
6250Guy orders a cup of coffee with no cream Waiter says, "sorry sir, we are oTomato-April 1
6249A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day, the storeTomato-March 30
6248A guy is screwing his secretary when his wife walks in. Wife (sobbing): "YTomato-March 30
6247Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts shot up its ass, And tTomato-March 29
6246One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club. When he enters, the woman at thTomato-March 28
6245Every day at six p.m. on a game reserve in Kenya a pride of lions gathered at a Tomato-March 28
6244 Boomer Hit Parade: Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Tomato-March 28
6243Who was the first computer wiz ? Eve , she had an apple in one hand and a wang Tomato-March 28
6242Questions that haunt me: How important does a person have to be before they areTomato-March 27
6241My neighbor was run over and killed by a boat in Venice. My gondolances. — Tomato-March 26
6240A blonde woman is walking down the street with her blouse open. A cop is approacTomato-March 26
6239What has 100 legs and no pubic hair? The front row at a Justin Bieber concert. Tomato-March 25
6238A Catholic priest asks a Jewish rabbi: when will you finally start eating pork? Tomato-March 25
6237At a senior citizen nude beach, technically you're not supposed to stare, .Tomato-March 24
6236I ate a bad burrito and now I feel like Nazi Germany A lot of gas and I’m fightTomato-March 24
6235A plague, a common cold and tuberculosis walk into a bar The bartender asked &qTomato1March 23
62342 guys named Lou decided to rob a jewelry store. Because they shared the same nTomato-March 23
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