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6283What do porn and heavy metal have in common? [graphic] Both used to have a lot Tomato-April 26
6282My wife complained about all my bad puns [graphic] I said, “what did you expectTomato-April 25
6281What does cunnilingus and smoking a cigarette have in common? The flavor changeTomato1April 24
6280 Pun enters a room, kills 10 people [graphic] Pun in, 10 dead -- What do you Tomato-April 23
6279In class we learned that last names were determined by what your ancestors did [Tomato-April 23
6278Siri kept on calling me Shirley today [graphic] I was beginning to get annoyed Tomato-April 22
6277The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor just died at the age of 89. Tomato-April 21
6276I walked in the lounge to find my wife breastfeeding our son. [graphic] “How loTomato-April 20
6275If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm a gyneocoTomato-April 19
6274I haven't had sex in so long [graphic] sometimes I go for a run in flip floTomato-April 18
6273I've already heard like seven cancer puns today... [graphic] If I hear tumoTomato-April 17
6272Easter Joke Anthology: Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. [graphicTomato-April 16
6271Did you hear about the mosquito that can make you trans gendered? One bit me anTomato-April 15
6270I am getting stronger with age. I now can lift $100 of groceries with one handTomato-April 14
6269A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging Tomato-April 13
6268Perks of 70 or beyond: 1. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you. 2. In a hTomato-April 13
6267What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin. I hope Death is a woman. ThatTomato-April 12
6266What is a fear of giants called? [graphic] Pheephiphobia. — A haiku about getTomato-April 11
6265Epileptic Santa: [graphic] "He seizures when you're sleeping.” — At Tomato-April 10
6264A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short Tomato-April 10
6263Prosecutors aren’t sure now that they want to see the death penalty for Luigi MaTomato-April 9
6262Irony is when someone writes, “Your an idiot.” — The waiter asked if I’d likeTomato-April 9
6261Yo Mama's so old..... She was a DJ at the Boston Tea Party. The only datinTomato-April 8
6260Man: "I caught your son playing doctor with my daughter." Neighbor: Tomato-April 8
6259What kind of medical insurance would Moses have if he was alive today? MedicaTomato-April 6
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