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6253A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. JuTomato-4/2/2025
6252The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've neverTomato-4/2/2025
6251A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who eTomato-4/1/2025
6250Guy orders a cup of coffee with no cream Waiter says, "sorry sir, we are oTomato-4/1/2025
6249A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day, the storeTomato-3/30/2025
6248A guy is screwing his secretary when his wife walks in. Wife (sobbing): "YTomato-3/30/2025
6247Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts shot up its ass, And tTomato-3/29/2025
6246One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club. When he enters, the woman at thTomato-3/28/2025
6245Every day at six p.m. on a game reserve in Kenya a pride of lions gathered at a Tomato-3/28/2025
6244 Boomer Hit Parade: Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Tomato-3/28/2025
6243Who was the first computer wiz ? Eve , she had an apple in one hand and a wang Tomato-3/28/2025
6242Questions that haunt me: How important does a person have to be before they areTomato-3/27/2025
6241My neighbor was run over and killed by a boat in Venice. My gondolances. — Tomato-3/26/2025
6240A blonde woman is walking down the street with her blouse open. A cop is approacTomato-3/26/2025
6239What has 100 legs and no pubic hair? The front row at a Justin Bieber concert. Tomato-3/25/2025
6238A Catholic priest asks a Jewish rabbi: when will you finally start eating pork? Tomato-3/25/2025
6237At a senior citizen nude beach, technically you're not supposed to stare, .Tomato-3/24/2025
6236I ate a bad burrito and now I feel like Nazi Germany A lot of gas and I’m fightTomato-3/24/2025
6235A plague, a common cold and tuberculosis walk into a bar The bartender asked &qTomato13/23/2025
62342 guys named Lou decided to rob a jewelry store. Because they shared the same nTomato-3/23/2025
6233I went to school with a very tall guy named Jimmy Glasscock. You could always sTomato-3/22/2025
6232I'm old enough to remember when "cutting a rug" meant dancing, nTomato-3/21/2025
6231Why doesn’t the guy who got arrested for secretly ejaculating into his boss’s coTomato-3/19/2025
6230I called my favorite phone sex operator yesterday, but she was on vacation. HerTomato-3/19/2025
6229I thought my wife might have Tourette’s so I took her to the doctor. She was fTomato-3/19/2025
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