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6014A man in his final moments of life asks his wife of 50 years… “Martha, soon I wCautious_Optimist-11/3/2024
6013What’s the worst part of an apple addiction? You can't see a doctor about iTomato211/2/2024
6012A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do theyTomato111/1/2024
6011A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist saysTomato111/1/2024
6010A sailor walks into a public restroom and up to a urinal and as he begins to do Tomato-10/31/2024
6009A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hTomato-10/30/2024
6008Mr Francis walked into a bookshop and asked the clerk: "Do you have the newTomato-10/30/2024
6007At what frequency does laughter become painful ? One gigglehurts. — Two IndiaTomato-10/29/2024
6006On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all oTomato110/28/2024
6005Wedding rehearsals… because ruining your life takes practice. — A contestant oTomato-10/27/2024
6004My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser. -- Tomato-10/26/2024
6003My friend lost his job at the soy sauce factory I wanted to make a joke about lTomato-10/26/2024
6002Sorority girl jokes: Q: What's the difference between a Sorority Girl and TTomato-10/25/2024
6001 Midget Jokes Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef? A: The steaks are tTomato-10/24/2024
6000What's the difference between Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurantTomato-10/23/2024
5999Many years ago, Arnold Palmer’s family was at the zoo. They got to the elephanTomato-10/22/2024
5998The coffee shop has a sign that says, “No wi-fi, pretend it’s 1973" So I pTomato-10/22/2024
5997My perfect breakfast: My son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover oTomato-10/21/2024
5996My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. STomato-10/20/2024
5995Fred lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he hTomato110/19/2024
5994I was convicted of committing lewd acts on fruit at the grocery store. I got Tomato-10/18/2024
5993The man who invented autocorrect has died. May he roast in piss. — If the worTomato-10/17/2024
5992What's difference between sex and pumpkin carving? In one, you're tryTomato-10/15/2024
5991Two goats were eating a reel of movie film. One goat says to the other, "ITomato-10/15/2024
5990I know some of you folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names sTomato110/15/2024
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