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6208A horse trots into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face ?” The hTomato-March 6
6207What do you call a Nazi who hates trucks? An anti-semi. — Based on the soundsTomato-March 5
6206I said to my elderly mother: "Do you want to be buried or cremated?” "Tomato-March 5
6205They just came out with a new bra for older women. It's called the "shTomato1March 4
6204A teenager is at his grandparents’ house. He's staying for the weekend and Tomato-March 3
6203I was enjoying a beer with a buddy and mentioned to him that my wife and I are nTomato-March 3
6202A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?" ShTomato-March 2
6201JS Bach was going bald, to his great despair. His doctor told him to rub his wTomato-March 2
6200What’s a horny pirate’s biggest nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty. — WhTomato-March 1
6199A pharmaceutical company specializing in nature-based products was investigatingTomato-March 1
6198"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God,&Tomato-February 28
6197While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an eTomato-February 28
6196This week I jointed the Mile High Club. But I could only afford the Individual Tomato-February 28
6195What do old people do with their cars when they’re too old to drive them? They Tomato1February 27
6194For the fourth time, a small town in Kentucky has elected a dog as its mayor. PTomato-February 26
6193What does a tortoise and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get thereTomato-February 26
6192The Sunday School teacher was describing when Lot’s wife looked back at Sodom sTomato1February 25
6191My pharmacist mixed up my prescription for Ritalin with Viagra. I'm tryinTomato-February 24
6190My inconclusive travel plans for 2025: I have been in many places, but I'veTomato-February 23
6189What's a televangelist favorite pastime? Praying on people. — A gynecoloTomato-February 23
6188To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When sheTomato-February 22
6187Who is the greatest boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people witTomato-February 22
6186What’s the difference between my penis and my jokes? Nobody laughs at my jokes.Tomato-February 21
6185I saw a woman earlier today who had no chin and all I could think about was how Tomato-February 21
6184My wife and I ate at an Islamic Dim Sum restaurant. Everything was Allah carTomato-February 20
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